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The Snow Farmer - SkiMonarch.com

Richard Arnold Beattie

Snow Farmer- Monarch

So, I’m at a career fair, and this guy in a ski bib is looking for work, and he says to the recruiter,

 I always wanted to be a snow farmer. 

The recruiter looks up and asks, A snow farmer? What kind of crops come from a snow farm

The guy says… Cold white ones. 

Ones what? He asks. 

Ones that fell on the ground that are gathered for next ski season. 

You collect snow? Where do you put it? 

I’m not as thin as you think! He laughs. 

No, the snow! 

Oh, we have insulated containers, so no artificial snow on these slopes. 

Oh! All natural, champagne snow. For better skiing. 

I better go. 

Go where there’s better snow, Skimonarch.com. 



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